youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
