He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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