walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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