I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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