IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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