Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
found the other keg... it's in the tree
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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