You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
