Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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