I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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