Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm really busy with my period
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