it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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