vagina is talking i cant
Reggie can tackle my bush.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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