he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
i think i just lost a toe
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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