THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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