break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
