I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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