sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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