:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
as a side note pls kill me
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