no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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