You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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