We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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