You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
