Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
