great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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