READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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