forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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