Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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