OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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