Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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