i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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