Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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