David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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