But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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