hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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