Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I will pee on everything he values.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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