Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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