have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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