i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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