you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He shit in the fireplace
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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