oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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