why didn't you poke me back
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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