...so i touched it.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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