If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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