Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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