I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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