3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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