David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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