you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I wish i was in the wii world.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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