we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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