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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize