I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
