piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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