It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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