The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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