He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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