I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Randomize
